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Fake or Real
FAKE FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS : Call your parents DAD/ MOM
FAKE FRIENDS : Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS : Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS : Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS : Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS : Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS : Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS : Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS : Will help you up when you fall over
REAL FRIENDS : Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"
FAKE FRIENDS : Are around for awhile
REAL FRIENDS : Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS : Say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS : Say "I love you" and they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS : Will read this
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